This not-so-friendly reminder. And much like Sharknado, this isn't entirely real.
"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max." <<< nah we australians cant live without our secret weapon against all wars.
"Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?
Yasss we did
On our favourite malted beverage: Australia
A "pee-can" is what a truck driver uses when he doesn't wanna pull over not a GD nut *angry Texan noises*
On our finest cuisine: