"They keep putting this blanket on me. Why do they keep putting this blanket on me?" "You could be in shock." "I'm not in shock." (Figures out John killed the guy) "Don't listen to anything I just said. I'm in shock. See, I have a blanket.
Hudson by throwing a man out the window. Lestrade: "And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?" Sherlock: "It's all a bit of a blur, detective inspector. I lost count." Also that Lestrade is the least irritating officer lol