I read it as mate o got confused and after reading the comment stared at the word for a few minutes and then I was like 'ohhh'

Mate o<<i thought mate o and then im like what? Maybe its mate zero? And then it struck me<< thank god i wasn't the only one who felt rly dumb for a sec

32 degrees celcius. 32. friend, a good day in Australian SUmmer is 40-45 degrees celcius. don't even talk to me.

"Our patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning.

Australian Logic Google+

Why Didn't You Study? :)- this kids awesome!:)haha- Would it have been easier to study then figure the math for that?

I'm so sorry but this is HILARIOUS

Walked into the wrong neighborhood…

Walked into the wrong neighborhood… " I'm so sorry but this is HILARIOUS " Fight, Fight, Fight!

I'm coming anyways. And I'm bringing my eagle with me. <<< Well I'm coming too, but I'm bringing my Kangaroo so tell your eagle to watch out

y'all go home to your eagles

Australian horror story

It's late, I've got school tomorrow and this fucking picture is making me fucking cry

That's what you get for stealing our flag and having people call you "Australian" or that you "live" in Australia

That's what you get for stealing our flag and having people call you "Australian" or that you "live" in Australia<<< harsh mate. I like to call those birds "fat flightless fucks"

Humans Are Weird / Space Australia Cursing Pt2

Humans Are Weird / Space Australia Cursing <<< Don't forget the aliens confusion to crapbaskets

Image result for Lol straya

*clears throat* "one three double OH, six triple fiiiive, oh six *sits back down and nods respectfully to teacher leading assembly*

Ya gotta let ya feet toughen up right from young. Get ya foot softened up with a cast or something and ya gotta start all over again... Also walking over ashphalt when the tars all melted...

Ya gotta let ya feet toughen up right from young. Get ya foot softened up with a cast or something and ya gotta start all over again. Also walking over ashphalt when the tars all melted.

"Fucksakes" - Ancient Australian proverb. <<<as an Australian I can confirm it

47 Times Australians Nailed It On Tumblr In 2015

<<<as an Australian I can confirm it<<<as a kiwi with Aussie friends I can confirm it

This weird cat. | 29 Times Tumblr Was The Realest About Australian Wildlife

29 Times Tumblr Just Couldn't Take Australian Animals Seriously

Meanwhile down under in Australia....

Funny pictures about Cannibalism. Oh, and cool pics about Cannibalism. Also, Cannibalism photos.

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