I stare in shocked silence. I look from the broken glass to my brother. I'm just utterly speechless. "Dude" he says, looking confused "what's wrong?" I'm speaking in barely a whisper: "I."<<<Subverting the subversion.
This could be perfect for someone with a useless superpower who thinks it's super useless and annoying but they end up kinda saving the world by accident?<<<by telling people when they're going to sneeze?