A huge fucking NOPE! Bahahaha oh my gosh this would so be me.
they're not lying. it's literal hell. We call it the beep test I didn't have to do the bleep test for two years but then I changed school and had to do it.
You're in Australia, of course spiders should be feared!
I saw snow once. I melted half way to the ground. so yeah nah, I've never seen snow