Some friends recently had a spate of holidays. Poor pets, sure, but things weren't all peachy amid their travel both around Australia and overseas. They didn't get mugged, lose luggage, hijacked or get Bali belly... but they did forget their vibrator, the one nicknamed 'Kevin'. It mightn't sound like that big a deal, an undeniably first world problem, but it did interfere with their holiday. Kevin simply wasn't where he was needed or wanted. The bastard.
