I literally cried from laughing so hard damn Australians

Australians- this makes me proud, mate. sorry bout the language but there are so many swearers in australia that that is sooo accurate<<<I literally read that in the Australian accent

The further intricacies of Australian dialect. I have been trying to prove to people that the Emu War was a real thing for a long time!

I looked all these up and it is true, even the fish penis show < haha poor non Aussies. Think we're mad ;) <<< haha rip them they will never know the joy of a golden gaytime ;

I miss Australian Christmases.

“Chapped lips, burnt face, bushfire warnings and smoke flames” - Australian love song.

"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max." <<< nah we australians cant live without our secret weapon against all wars.

In my opinion, it's the best of the best

Is ur grass Australian?

Fairy Bread is a goddamn national treasure.

“Chapped lips, burnt face, bushfire warnings and smoke flames” - Australian love song.

I shop at Coles or Foodland (which is an Adelaide owned shop)

I have seen many ugly Australians and I've never even been to Australia <<< I can confirm as I am an ugly Australian

On democracy sausages:

The blue liquid, white couch and the ‘Happy Period’ myth debunked! Who actually has a happy period?