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#RealFuckingTalk

Kevin Hart LOL that sum stupid stuff if somebody callin u then they say who is this like what the heck! u the one that called them

That face your co-worker gives When the crazy CNA walks in the room  | MR bean

"Teacher says pick a partner look at your friend like this" is not right because there should be the words "when the" before teacher and a comma after partner, along with a period. Grammar win: When the teacher says pick a partner, look at your friend lik

People still refuse to give me their plates!!! I'm like why!? It's empty!

I swear, if i'm a waitress and I ask if someone is done with their EMPTY plate, and they so no, imma walk around wondering what da heck they doing with the plate!

Bernie Mac is another one of my favourites in comedy. Two films I liked was mr 3000 & guess who.

I lol'd because this is so true!

I don't always pass slow drivers - But when I do, I check to see if they look as stupid as they drive. have to admit to that ;