The Australians

The Australians *dramatic music plays in the background* << I'm australian

I'd date England, hang out with Australia and get America to beat up China if he refused to do my homework.

Which Country Are You?

I'd date England, hang out with Australia and get America to beat up China if he refused to do my homework.<<<< I'd date Australia, hang out with New Zealand and Canada and maybe China if he wasn't stuck up XD

Meanwhile in Australia...@Lindsey George I think I found your future husband about halfway down

Welcome to Australia. There are 1275 animals that could kill you, fire rornados and kangaroos everywhere.

Inconsiderate Fucktard

When I was little I always used to wonder why all money on tv was green, American money isn't even green it's grey. I have one, it's the most boring note in my foreign currency collection.

Sometimes I forgot why I love this character... Dis^

England meeting with a foreign diplomat and just stopping and looking and whispering at his phone "holy shit". The diplomat is like "dude wth?" and England just standing there, eyes frozen on his screen

Just... the last three speak volumes to me XDDSS

As an Aussie I have actually said this exact sentence before

100% accurate

you should be more worried about getting knocked out in one punch (king hit) by someone named dane in a singlet from the company bintang than any of the spiders bro ;

Sorry, guys. We ain't changing

tomorrow arvo I'm gonna pull a sickie, stop at the servo, get a goon from a bottle-o, do a maccas run and have a durry mate

This is a fun fact - you know you're Australian when... You were learning about compasses in primary school and you were taught Never Eat Soggy Weetbix. For me in America, it was Never Eat Soggy Waffles :)

This is a fun fact - you know you're Australian when. You were learning about compasses in primary school and you were taught Never Eat Soggy Weetbix. For me in America, it was Never Eat Soggy Waffles :)<<<<- what the fuck are waffles- an aussie

The only thing I haven't heard of is the bubble o'bills. You're nuts if you haven't had at least tim tams or a cherry ripe!!

You're nuts if you haven't had at least tim tams or a cherry ripe!<<The only thing I've heard of is fairy bread

Meanwhile in Australia...

Only the tourists in Florida wear socks with flip flops.and they wear them in…

Let us never speak of iSnack 2.0 again.

On our favourite malted beverage:

More like milo cup. I used to drink milo with my cup filled three quarters with JUST milo and then put it the tiniest splash of water and eat it.

Smartass Australian Tourism Website-- @catherine gruntman Rogerson -I see where your sarcasm comes from. I'm impressed.

The people at the Australian Tourism website have an awesome sense of humor. Who knew? These are hilarious answers. I love the Aussies.

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