Only if I where to be clinging onto someone and I had a floaty that didn't dip me into the watter unless I want it

Du-dum! Du-dum! Du-dum du-dum du-dum!

:D My adopted country: Tanzania. Yes people, it does exist. And it is beautiful and awesome.

If your country had a slogan, what would it be? Here are the best answers!

This relatable as hell kookaburra. | 29 Times Tumblr Just Couldn't Take Australian Animals Seriously

29 Times Tumblr Just Couldn't Take Australian Animals Seriously

"Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?" << i love that it's Thomas Sanders who said that too XD

This 'possum is one of the most relatable things on the internet

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. - He regrets nothing.

Lol omg it sucks!

True but especially in Texas or Arizona. Or any other place with a hot climate

36 of the Best Meanwhile in Australia Pictures - Clicky Pix

Yes, but the Jaws shark's name is Bruce! That's where Finding Nemo got the name! 36 of the Best Meanwhile in Australia Pictures - Clicky Pix

That's what you get for stealing our flag and having people call you "Australian" or that you "live" in Australia

That's what you get for stealing our flag and having people call you "Australian" or that you "live" in Australia<<< harsh mate. I like to call those birds "fat flightless fucks"

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Funny pictures about Birth Control In The Old Days. Oh, and cool pics about Birth Control In The Old Days. Also, Birth Control In The Old Days photos.

What Can You Do? Sometimes Things Just Keep Getting Worse...

What Can You Do? Sometimes Things Just Keep Getting Worse

Funny pictures about Well darn. Oh, and cool pics about Well darn. Also, Well darn.

You've gone too far, bro.

Funny pictures about Little Brothers Do The Darndest Things. Oh, and cool pics about Little Brothers Do The Darndest Things. Also, Little Brothers Do The Darndest Things photos.

Ice blocks - funny but true.

Ice blocks - funny but true.>>> ahh the best thing to come home to after a tiring day at school/work

I will brave spiders the size of my head for this>>> the biggest is probably the size of a dinner plate so your safe

I will brave spiders the size of my head for this>>> I LOVED THAT FUCKING AD XD omfg and when the wife comes home with some gal pals and just stares at him like -_- wow

Just 100 Really Fucking Funny Memes About Australia

Just 100 Really Fucking Funny Memes About Australia

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