AUSTRALIA: NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

Aussie vocab

I can't believe that only Aussies call it maccas! I have called it maccas my ENTIRE life!

What goes on in Australia?!<<Birds are pure evil. Once, at least a dozen of them swooped down and attacked my fries. Five minutes before that, another bird took a bite out of my cheeseburger as I was about to eat it myself.

What goes on in Australia

What goes on in Australia?<<Birds are pure evil. Once, at least a dozen of them swooped down and attacked my fries. Five minutes before that, another bird took a bite out of my cheeseburger as I was about to eat it myself.<<< BAHAHA I love Australians

Australians. I JUST CAN'T the last comment!

Australians Will Get This

I looked all these up and it is true, even the fish penis show < haha poor non Aussies. Think we're mad ;) <<< haha rip them they will never know the joy of a golden gaytime ;

Bahahaha! This is literally Australia! << apparently our slang was actually derived from drunken slurs so you know..that explains a lot lol xD

See, Australia turned out fine. It's because they were too busy surviving to kill each other.<<<it's true, but I wonder how many non-Australians know what the Stolen Generation is.

Aussies will understand (and perhaps a few others)<<<<< BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUY DONT EVEN HAVE FAIRY BREAD IR CHERRY RIPES OH MY GOD

Aussies will understand (and perhaps a few others)

Eucalize Legalyptus…

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This royal gift, which can’t be a good idea. | 29 Times Tumblr Just Couldn't Take Australian Animals Seriously

29 Times Tumblr Just Couldn't Take Australian Animals Seriously

"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max."

47 Times Australians Were The Funniest People On Tumblr In 2016

"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max." <<< nah we australians cant live without our secret weapon against all wars.

Or two school staff (teacher and janitor) have a long-standing rivalry when it comes to league teams - one goes Sea Eagles, the other Bulldogs. (My teacher was the former) you get to school the day after the Sea Eagles loose and find the classroom plastered in blue and white and bulldogs flags....

Or two school staff (teacher and janitor) have a long-standing rivalry when it comes to league teams - one goes Sea Eagles, the other Bulldogs. (My teacher was the former) you get to school the day after the Sea Eagles loose and find the classroom plaster

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