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I'm similar to the 1%, but I don't even check to see who it is. I just hide until they leave. If you know me, then you've got my cell phone number and can text me you're outside. For real!

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

Ok Morpheous you got me this time next time I will be ready....I hope

The Lone Star State is not only home to good BBQ and country music, Texas is also home to the University of Texas—the longhorn nation. If you’re a longhorn, or longhorn fan, you’ll know what I mean.