ACCURATE Jesus memories of Evan being a fcking adorable idiot.
Keep it in the toaster crop top for the marching band camp heat or color guard practice on the field. Also great for winter guard or any flags fans, for that matter.
Yep pretty much sums up high school color guard. Don't forget to add the slashes to the face from frozen flags and massive arms from tons of push ups.
My owner can't stand my constant barking. / now he can't stand. - Oh, Zombie Dog