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What Would Receiving a Text Message from Your Dog Be Like? It Would Go Something Like This...

Ownage - ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling 'OH MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!'  Oh shit

Ownage & ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling & MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!& Oh shit

Sometimes It's the Thought That Counts

33 "I Wasn't That Drunk" Texts From People Who Were Definitely That Drunk

Ownage - JordanDude, you were so drunk last night.I wasn't that drunk!You threw Goldfish crackers at my carpet and yelled, 'SWIM, BITCHES, SWIM!

Drunk texting Doctor Who style.<< Aaaannnnd now I have a new item on my bucket list.

Excuse the language. It's what you get for drunk texting a Whovian. I hope this person spent all night walking around graveyards all night looking for the TARDIS

Epic text - Your party was awesome - http://jokideo.com/epic-text-your-party-was-awesome/

Potato :3

But I had a lovely conservation w that potato. such a gentleman . He really played it off how he got an Oscar for his performance!

Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

Then he went to burger shot and yelled at the clerk, "whats your nam!" The clerk said, "Squidward haha" I said, " Give me the krabby pattie formula!

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Dude you were so drunk texts

I Wasn't Drunk .....

your car was in the lake and you were screaming "Ahoy mateys, we've reached land!

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