The 25 Best drunk texts messages
Funny Texts - Part - 3
17 Texts That Prove Drunk People Are Hilarious - BlazePress
Funniest Drunk Texts while you drove with a paper plate
Ownage - JordanDude, you were so drunk last night.I wasn't that drunk!You threw Goldfish crackers at my carpet and yelled, 'SWIM, BITCHES, SWIM!
But I had a lovely conservation w that potato. such a gentleman . He really played it off how he got an Oscar for his performance!
your car was in the lake and you were screaming "Ahoy mateys, we've reached land!