Holy Softness #lol #haha #funny

I'm in the kitchen and my parents looked at me like whaaaat for laughing so hard :')

Oh snap, things just got spiritual. Thou tellest them, Sassy Jesus :D

27 Times Tumblr Used Art History Perfectly To Make A Point

"Excuse me Jesus, you're in the way." "Excuse you, I am the way.

in going to hell for laughing at this

21 Jokes That You'll Need To Go To Confession For Laughing At

Lamb by Christopher Moore is a hilarious book that covers what these years probably weren't but could have been. And it's honestly the funniest book I think I've ever read

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Vinton: "Now mama, you don't have to go to church to go to heaven." Mama: "Well, you don't have to wear a parachute to jump out of an airplane either, but it certainly helps." - from "Mama's Family"

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Omfg I'm an atheist catholic and I was already going to go to hell I am going to suffer for all eternity for this.

Funny Snapchats~ Picture of stars wars young obi wan, on mantle, that's not jesus mom

27 Funny Snapchats That Outright Win

lust is an issue for both genders people. not just a lady's responsibility

My favourite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out.

Jesus is like, "Who do you think you are sleeping in my presents!!"<< I hate it when people sleep in my presents, gets the wrapping paper all torn and wrinkled. I think what you meant was 'presence'.

Jesus is like, "Who do you think you are sleeping in my presents!"<< I hate it when people sleep in my presents, gets the wrapping paper all torn and wrinkled. I think what you meant was 'presence'. <<<ahaha get roasted first person!

LOL. these Christian humor jokes are HILARIOUS

I want to be so full of Jesus Christ that if a mosquito bites me it flies away singing There Is Power in the BLOOD, Christian humor.

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