So this is a true story. When I was kid I used to make up songs, and one time my bro was pretending he was a horse and I was riding on his back and I started singing “You are a horse with hands.... yes you are a horse with hands” and it got stuck in my entires families heads and yeah, Story time over.
The problem is he does get fed up, but this meme pretty much covers it.
In my elementary school my best friend and I and a rumor spread about us the we were kissing in the boys bathroom. The teller was known for bs so no one took it seriously and we laughed about it. But now over a decade later she is gay and I'm ace and aro and I just look back and wonder how good was her queer-dar