Call animal control instead. | "I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse." —Ariana Grande

50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

Newsflash! Bitch you look like a man.. Period

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

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throw sassy like confetti because not all women are made of blood and flesh some are made of sparkle, be yourself and remember you don’t need to be ashamed of anything it is your parents job, .

Being a dick won't make yours any bigger.

50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

Being a dick won't make yours any bigger. Collages As a rule, collages contain funny pictures. But there are unique works, capable to force to think seriously.

I heard you Each time you said that, I'm looking for new information

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

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Nope. Not me. I googled "who gives a fuck?" My name wasn't in the search results.

The Best Funny Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Are SO DONE

sitting here listening to Tory talk about you.and this is my exact thought.I didn't give one 2 years ago, and I don't give one now. Stop putting my fucking name in your mouth or you will be next!

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