It's the only way to understand the world.
"Why do boys beep at u when they drive past? Gees us a second while a run after ur fiat punto.
Wtf no I'm not hahaha
Am no fuckin octopus~~~aye pal I’m planning suicide by donut
This is my favorite thing
"England's like a c*nt that's just been dumped off his bird then goes on a mad downward spiral an puts ket on his coco pops.
Walkin ma dog this morning an seen a junior hangin from a lamppost😂
We’re definitely the funniest people on the planet.
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