i played mercutio in a play once and that's totally irrelevant but<<<I played count Paris in a play once.

i played mercutio in a play once and that's totally irrelevant but<<<I played count Paris in a play once.<<< I played Juliet once.

"Never was there a tale of more sad // Than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad."

18 Jokes You'll Only Get If You've Read Shakespeare

MacDuff's son then falls into his mother's arms and says 'He killed me mother!' even shakespeare has bad days -_-

What, You Egg

What, You Egg? Young fry of treachery. [Stabs him] Mother he hath killed me [dies] Love Shakespeare

Brilliant! - Shakespeare Insult Generator: Thou Shall Say It Like Shakespeare

Shakespeare Insult Generator: Thou Shall Say It Like Shakespeare

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Willy Shakes xD William Shakespeare throwing shade and puns in Romeo and Juliet. All the worlds a stage. Rose rival theater with sewage problem.

Shakespeare would probably encourage people screwing around with his vagueness, as long as they kept in all the dirty jokes

Shakespeare would probably encourage people screwing around with his vagueness, as long as they kept in all the dirty jokes<<<<haaa I love literature haha

We were so sarcastic that we made words the exact opposite of their meaning while still using the word correctly. I can't with English

We were so sarcastic that we made words the exact opposite of their meaning while still using the word correctly. I can't with English Language

Ohh crap, that was whack, now the witches on my back, I'm screwed, what to do, hope I do t die too

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In all seriousness, love what you wanna. If that's Hamlet and Kesha or Edgar Allan Poe and Rihanna or Robert Frost and Ariana Grande do it. The Beatles and Stephanie Meyer? Its just things.

If he writes a few sonnet, he loves her.If he writes 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets Life advice/quotes

Fucking love it. Renaissance literature nerds are almost as cool as history nerds

When your phone is channeling Shakespeare. Ahh, quite amusing!!

HIFW my autocorrect kicks in and I accidentally text "twas" instead of "it was" : TrollXChromosomes

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