I am going to start insulting people with these.
The Instant Shakespeare Insult Kit----- you artless fly-bitten canker-blossom
17 Shakespearean Insults To Unleash In EverydayLife
It's now the anniversary of The Bard's death.
No one throws down insults to rampallions and scullions like William Shakespeare. Happy Birthday, thou old cream-faced loon!