Texas is a state, Australia is a continent. There are places in West Texas that are much like Australia where you drive 45 minutes, and your still 2 hours from anywhere that you want to go.
The Nutella fan who wasn’t a real Nutella fan.
“Chapped lips, burnt face, bushfire warnings and smoke flames” - Australian love song.
The Funniest Meme About Australia
"One does not simply eat an entire spoonful of Vegemite."
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