This is a fun fact - you know you're Australian when. You were learning about compasses in primary school and you were taught Never Eat Soggy Weetbix. For me in America, it was Never Eat Soggy Waffles :)<<<<- what the fuck are waffles- an aussie
Just 100 Really Fucking Funny Memes About Australia
I've never seen magpies swoop in my area nor have I been swooped. Possibly when I was younger but I have no memory of it.
Or two school staff (teacher and janitor) have a long-standing rivalry when it comes to league teams - one goes Sea Eagles, the other Bulldogs. (My teacher was the former) you get to school the day after the Sea Eagles loose and find the classroom plaster