This would only work if we could get everybody to do one. Also, it would be kind of complicated. 'Cause Sam would have 2 of and y'all would have # of but I would have 1 of So it wouldn't really work for us.
Buy 'pushing fifty' by Tim Mellish as a Greeting Card. This cartoon is a funny (cheeky) birthday card for a woman (your mum, sister, aunt?) reaching the 50 milestone. It adds a little humour to the ageing process which can be anything.