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Progressivism: There are two cows you can't own because animals now have human rights. One cow won't give milk because "he" identifies as a bull. The other has too much angst to produce milk because she's black and white, and the white part is too guilty, and the black part is too angry. Both sign up for hay stamps and barn assistance and join PETA, specializing in promoting vegan. They contribute absolutely nothing to society, and commit suicide to prevent further methane gas production.