Bahahaha! This is literally Australia! << apparently our slang was actually derived from drunken slurs so you know..that explains a lot lol xD

See, Australia turned out fine. It's because they were too busy surviving to kill each other.<<<it's true, but I wonder how many non-Australians know what the Stolen Generation is.

humans are space orcs.

humans are space orcs. Humans are weird/space Australia (but humans are afraid of their Australia, so the aliens are terrified)

You can't miss the Masterchef final, I'm sorry. That's just not okay.

Australia has so many deadly things already, they do not care what they do anymore. They are not scared of anything.<< Australia scares me tbh mostly because of gigantic fucking spiders

On fairy bread: | 47 Times Australians Nailed It On Tumblr In 2015

47 Times Australians Nailed It On Tumblr In 2015

This is fairy bread bro. You gotta love fairy bread. Maybe even more aussie than vegemite.

"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max."

47 Times Australians Were The Funniest People On Tumblr In 2016

"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max.

On our finest cuisine: | Literally Just 31 Hilarious Memes About Life In Australia

Literally Just 31 Hilarious Memes About Life In Australia

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