I'd date England, hang out with Australia and get America to beat up China if he refused to do my homework.<<<< I'd date Australia, hang out with New Zealand and Canada and maybe China if he wasn't stuck up XD
How the platypus was created. How the platypus was created… . God: Gabe, stop, I' m working. Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING God: Hews a box of parts, go nuts funny
Funny pictures about Even the birds try to kill you in Australia. Oh, and cool pics about Even the birds try to kill you in Australia. Also, Even the birds try to kill you in Australia.
These posts are reason why I love being Australian. <<< it’s fun to fuck up your brains but we are also very serious sometimes
“Chapped lips, burnt face, bushfire warnings and smoke flames” - Australian love song.
"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max." <<< nah we australians cant live without our secret weapon against all wars.