"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass">>>> I think you were trying to joke but this ^ is accurate tho

A jaffle maker, with baked-on cheese you’ll never be able to totally scrape off. Darcy, it's all your fault we can't use the sandwich maker, feel proud Bro, feel proud.

A jaffle maker, with baked-on cheese you'll never be able to totally scrape off.

A jaffle maker, with baked-on cheese you’ll never be able to totally scrape off. Darcy, it's all your fault we can't use the sandwich maker, feel proud Bro, feel proud.

April 1, a day everyone fears. Not because it signifies the turning of another month bringing us closer to death — rather, because of a tradition that has occurred for decades: April Fools. | 22 Terrible April Fools Jokes Australia Tried To Pull Off

April 1, a day everyone fears. Not because it signifies the turning of another month bringing us closer to death — rather, because of a tradition that has occurred for decades: April Fools.

22 Terrible April Fools Jokes Australia Tried To Pull Off

A jar or bowl of silver coins that you mine every now and then when you’re short on coffee money. yep XD

A jar or bowl of silver coins that you mine every now and then when you're short on coffee money.

A jar or bowl of silver coins that you mine every now and then when you’re short on coffee money.

A green eco bag which you never remember to take shopping, so it just sits sadly by your front door. I don't know anyone who doesn't have these XD

A green eco bag which you never remember to take shopping, so it just sits sadly by your front door.

A green eco bag which you never remember to take shopping, so it just sits sadly by your front door. I don't know anyone who doesn't have these XD

And a jar of batteries that are mostly dead, but might work in a clock or a remote or something? more like a cabinet

And a jar of batteries that are mostly dead, but might work in a clock or a remote or something?

And a jar of batteries that are mostly dead, but might work in a clock or a remote or something? more like a cabinet

Tomato sauce with a partially-clogged nozzle. we're to lazy to clean it.

Tomato sauce with a partially-clogged nozzle.

19 Things You'll Find In Every Australian House

A cricket bat stashed in the back of the hallway cupboard which is hardly ever used. yeah

A cricket bat stashed in the back of the hallway cupboard which is hardly ever used.

A cricket bat stashed in the back of the hallway cupboard which is hardly ever used. yeah

And glasses that used to be a jar of Nutella or jam. wait, what? I don't know if its just me but I don't have this, I've never heard of anyone who had this, what!?

And glasses that used to be a jar of Nutella or jam.

A blue and white esky. | 19 Things You'll Find In Every Australian House <<< I will confirm as I pin each thing, so far so good

A blue and white esky.

19 Things You'll Find In Every Australian House

But then there’s other times when you can be patient and turn your Milo tin into a work of art. | 21 Things Only People Who Really Fucking Love Milo Understand

But then there's other times when you can be patient and turn your Milo tin into a work of art.

But then there’s other times when you can be patient and turn your Milo tin into a work of art.

A bunch of Coles catalogues and Pizza Hut vouchers that were slid under your door but someone might want them so you haven’t recycled them yet. everyone collects them for my mum XD

A bunch of Coles catalogues and Pizza Hut vouchers that were slid under your door but someone might want them so you haven't recycled them yet.

A bunch of Coles catalogues and Pizza Hut vouchers that were slid under your door but someone might want them so you haven’t recycled them yet. everyone collects them for my mum XD

A plastic apple or pear cutter than you got for free at Harris Farm Markets that one time. we were about to get one but my dad didn't want it :P

A plastic apple or pear cutter than you got for free at Harris Farm Markets that one time.

A plastic apple or pear cutter than you got for free at Harris Farm Markets that one time. we were about to get one but my dad didn't want it :P

A Kmart fan which isn’t quite as strong as it used to be. oh yeah, poor fany never gets used anymore

A Kmart fan which isn't quite as strong as it used to be.

I see you, scanning those avocados as tomatoes.

An almost-empty jar of Vegemite that no one can bring themselves to throw away. well we can still scrape the sides people!

An almost-empty jar of Vegemite that no one can bring themselves to throw away.

This is one of the most horrific sights on Earth. And realizing that it's still cheaper to fly back go through customs and stand in line at Woolies then buy to a damn micro sized jar here in the USA.

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