A jaffle maker, with baked-on cheese you’ll never be able to totally scrape off. Darcy, it's all your fault we can't use the sandwich maker, feel proud Bro, feel proud.
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A jar or bowl of silver coins that you mine every now and then when you’re short on coffee money.
A green eco bag which you never remember to take shopping, so it just sits sadly by your front door. I don't know anyone who doesn't have these XD
And a jar of batteries that are mostly dead, but might work in a clock or a remote or something? more like a cabinet
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A cricket bat stashed in the back of the hallway cupboard which is hardly ever used. yeah
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But then there’s other times when you can be patient and turn your Milo tin into a work of art.
A bunch of Coles catalogues and Pizza Hut vouchers that were slid under your door but someone might want them so you haven’t recycled them yet. everyone collects them for my mum XD
A plastic apple or pear cutter than you got for free at Harris Farm Markets that one time. we were about to get one but my dad didn't want it :P
I see you, scanning those avocados as tomatoes.
This is one of the most horrific sights on Earth. And realizing that it's still cheaper to fly back go through customs and stand in line at Woolies then buy to a damn micro sized jar here in the USA.