What goes on in Australia?!<<< EVERYTHING and nothing at the same time

What goes on in Australia

<<Birds are pure evil. Once, at least a dozen of them swooped down and attacked my fries. Five minutes before that, another bird took a bite out of my cheeseburger as I was about to eat it myself.<<< BAHAHA I love Australians

Meanwhile in Australia...@Lindsey George I think I found your future husband about halfway down

Welcome to Australia. There are 1275 animals that could kill you, fire rornados and kangaroos everywhere.

Um guys Californians do this all the time what even this isn't that weird. <<And New Zealand...

Bare Breasts inside: More tumblr posts to make you smile... and THINK!

Um guys Californians do this all the time what even this isn't that weird. <<< As a Californian, I can confirm on both counts: Californians go "to the snow" and Californians are also that weird.

Australia, we only pick on ya 'cause we love ya!

Here’s a snake who probably just wants a nice hot shower to warm his cold cold blood.

May contain traces

Tim Tam may conain traces of peanuts and human flesh! Thanks Weird Al, if you are really the originator of this spoof. - Relax chocolate lovers, it's just a joke. No humans or zombies were hurt in the making of Tim Tam chocolate

36 of the Best Meanwhile in Australia Pictures - Clicky Pix

Yes, but the Jaws shark's name is Bruce! That's where Finding Nemo got the name! 36 of the Best Meanwhile in Australia Pictures - Clicky Pix

Some Truths About Australia. Funny and terrifying

Some Truths About Australia

AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI. OI OI OI! South Wales: Cousin Jack! *runs up and hugs him* Jack: *hugs her back* G'day, Felicity! *sees Germany* Strewth, mate; you caught a beauty! South Wales: *giggles softly and blushes slightly* Jack! Arthur: Hey, Jack. Jack: G'day, Dad.

AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI this is just like wildcats all over again< people in my old school used to just randomly chant this at lunch or something and the whole school would chant back

This is a fun fact - you know you're Australian when... You were learning about compasses in primary school and you were taught Never Eat Soggy Weetbix. For me in America, it was Never Eat Soggy Waffles :) < Its the Same in New Zealand... Never Eat Soggy Weetbix

This is a fun fact - you know you're Australian when. You were learning about compasses in primary school and you were taught Never Eat Soggy Weetbix. For me in America, it was Never Eat Soggy Waffles :)<<<<- what the fuck are waffles- an aussie

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