What goes on in Australia?!

What goes on in Australia

What goes on in Australia?<<Birds are pure evil. Once, at least a dozen of them swooped down and attacked my fries. Five minutes before that, another bird took a bite out of my cheeseburger as I was about to eat it myself.<<< BAHAHA I love Australians

Australians. I looked all these up and it is true, even the fish penis show < haha poor non Aussies. Think we're mad ;)

Australians Will Get This

I looked all these up and it is true, even the fish penis show < haha poor non Aussies. Think we're mad ;) <<< haha rip them they will never know the joy of a golden gaytime ;

The most Australian thing ever

The most Australian thing ever

The most Australian thing ever. You know emus once won a war in Australia, look it up its kinda funny.

OH MY GOD! Its NAGINI! They put her skeleton in a museum after Neville loped her head off! That not nagini hufflepuff. It's the BASILISK

Naming award goes to...

Naming award goes to…

Honestly, Australia isn't that bad. and I honestly mean NEVER have seen a spider except for a daddy long leg. —My reply to ^ Darling, have you ever fought a thousand spiders like I have, like a true Aussie?

Um guys Californians do this all the time what even this isn't that weird.

Bare Breasts inside: More tumblr posts to make you smile... and THINK!

Um guys Californians do this all the time what even this isn't that weird.<< here in Minnesota, "the snow" is all we have. You can't "go to the snow" bc ur already there. The snow is everythwhere.

The hills hoist. 10 Things Only an Aussie Would Understand

The hills hoist. 10 Things Only an Aussie Would Understand. was only made better with a canvas pool underneath to land in!

How the Australian national anthem is sung at every school in Australia.

On the national anthem:

I thought this was everywhere! Oh well, something better here in Australia than anywhere else. Seriously, it's super good!

29 Of The Funniest Memes About Australia

19 Times Aussie Slang Confused The Hell Out Of Everyone On Tumblr (a few are quite funny, but most suck)

19 Times Aussie Slang Confused The Hell Out Of Everyone On Tumblr

On doing the washing: | 47 Times Australians Were The Funniest People On Tumblr In 2016

On doing the washing:

"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max." <<< nah we australians cant live without our secret weapon against all wars.

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