"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass"

"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass">>>> I think you were trying to joke but this ^ is accurate tho

KOALA Mom and Baby Phascolarctos cinereus ©Cameron Richardson / Rex Features Boonda the six-month-old baby koala makes his public debut with his mother, Elle, in their enclosure at Sydney Wildlife World The scientific name of the koala’s genus,.

INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD AMERICANS OUR MONEY DEVELOPMENT IS USED ACROSS THE WORLD.

When I was little I always used to wonder why all money on tv was green, American money isn't even green it's grey. I have one, it's the most boring note in my foreign currency collection. Use colour<<< yeah spice up your ducking lives American honestly

Ya gotta let ya feet toughen up right from young. Get ya foot softened up with a cast or something and ya gotta start all over again... Also walking over ashphalt when the tars all melted...

Ya gotta let ya feet toughen up right from young. Get ya foot softened up with a cast or something and ya gotta start all over again. Also walking over ashphalt when the tars all melted.

This is just so true, like if you don't live here, you have no idea to what extent this is true.

47 Times Australians Totally Nailed It On Tumblr In 2014

And how Australians cope: <<< boy you haven't even felt summer until you live in Australia

i found out the other day that something like a hoodie without the hood or pockets is called a sloppy joe

The further intricacies of Australian dialect. I have been trying to prove to people that the Emu War was a real thing for a long time!

Yep, I know I'm Aussie!

Don't forget the cry of Aussie Aussie Aussie, in a crowd. There will be a shout out of Oi Oi Oi. Of at least one Aussie!

Literally me in the summer. Even though I don't live in Australia>>> i live in australia and this is accurate XD

47 Times Australians Nailed It On Tumblr In 2015

Literally me in the summer. Even though I don't live in Australia>>> i live in australia and this is accurate XD>>>I feel your pain, I'm pale as shit and live in Australia.on a farm, I look like a lobster all summer

23 Times Tumblr Perfectly Captured What Summer Is Like In Australia | Also applies to NOLA lol

22 Times Tumblr Perfectly Captured What Summer Is Like In Australia

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