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Hate to brag, but...

Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something thats not hilarious.


Thank you, Cashier, for bagging my groceries in such a nonsensical way considering the fact that all of the items were grouped on the conveyer belt in an orderly fashion. I HATE THAT! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! or when they put two things in EVER BAG!


Funny Reminders Ecard: You said 'long story short' 10 seconds ago. Seriously, wrap it the fuck up.


Free and Funny News Ecard: I don't sugar coat bitch, do I look like fucking Willy Wonka?