"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass"

"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass">>>> I think you were trying to joke but this ^ is accurate tho

Australians- this makes me proud, mate. sorry bout the language but there are so many swearers in australia that that is sooo accurate

Australians

Australians- this makes me proud, mate. sorry bout the language but there are so many swearers in australia that that is sooo accurate<<<I literally read that in the Australian accent

In Australia we have flags in our schools but their on flag poles and we only have the Australian, aboriginal and sometimes the torrisstraight island flag

'MERICA<<< Well, Americans must pledge their allegiance to the flag Every Single Day because we must ingrain the fact that we are Americans Every Single Day

Bahahaha! This is literally Australia! << apparently our slang was actually derived from drunken slurs so you know..that explains a lot lol xD

See, Australia turned out fine. It's because they were too busy surviving to kill each other.<<<it's true, but I wonder how many non-Australians know what the Stolen Generation is.

"Here in Australia you are the murderer" Lmao

"Here in Australia you are the murderer" Lmao>>> I can't. I love Australia I'm dead. Australians are awesome

Even the birds try to kill you in Australia… hilarious!!

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I'm no wadjet but these are my favourite tumblr posts and I wanted to share - Imgur

I'm no wadjet but these are my favourite tumblr posts and I wanted to share

Just... the last three speak volumes to me XDDSS

As an Aussie I have actually said this exact sentence before

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Humans Are Weird/Space Australia Send The Australians. Humans from an alien perspective

THERES A BEAR IN THERE AND A CHAIR AS WELL THERES RIDDLES AND GAMES AND STORIES TO TELL OPEN WIDE COME INSIDE ITS PLAY SCHOOL

Aussie humor – Australia at its very best

INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD AMERICANS OUR MONEY DEVELOPMENT IS USED ACROSS THE WORLD.

When I was little I always used to wonder why all money on tv was green, American money isn't even green it's grey. I have one, it's the most boring note in my foreign currency collection. Use colour<<< yeah spice up your ducking lives American honestly

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