and then the aliens meet an Australian. "wait, you're from where?!"

humans are space orcs. Humans are weird/space Australia (but humans are afraid of their Australia, so the aliens are terrified)

Ya gotta let ya feet toughen up right from young. Get ya foot softened up with a cast or something and ya gotta start all over again... Also walking over ashphalt when the tars all melted...

Ya gotta let ya feet toughen up right from young. Get ya foot softened up with a cast or something and ya gotta start all over again. Also walking over ashphalt when the tars all melted.

That's Strayan slang, mate. Be a bogan with these ones.

"Speaking 'Strayan - The Exchange — Contiki Tours" ok, I've been caught saying a few of these.

This is just so true, like if you don't live here, you have no idea to what extent this is true.

47 Times Australians Totally Nailed It On Tumblr In 2014

And how Australians cope: <<< boy you haven't even felt summer until you live in Australia

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Golf course in Australia with sharks - WTF fun facts

Golf course in Australia with sharks - WTF fun facts<---there was a storm and it flooded all the way to the golf course and it dumped the sharks there and there are shark water hazards signs. Learned this in an Uncle John Bathroom Reader book

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