Australians. I looked all these up and it is true, even the fish penis show < haha poor non Aussies. Think we're mad ;) <<< haha rip them they will never know the joy of a golden gaytime ;)

Australians Will Get This

I looked all these up and it is true, even the fish penis show < haha poor non Aussies. Think we're mad ;) <<< haha rip them they will never know the joy of a golden gaytime ;

HAW Comp 04 - I Wanna Know

HAW Comp 04 - I Wanna Know (food, aliens, culture, cultural exchange)

GROG IS BEER. ITS BEER OKAY DONT JUDGE THE WAY WE SAY THINGS 😂

I can't believe that only Aussies call it maccas! I have called it maccas my ENTIRE life!

Some funny and clever ways in which Australian citizens solve everyday problems. No time to exercise pets?<<< I need to get my friend to put her budgie on a teck deck and take a picture I NEED IT NOW

Some funny and clever ways in which Australian citizens solve everyday problems. No time to exercise pets?

Australia seems like it would be a fun place.. If not for the deadly animals and horrible weather<<< there aren't many deadly animals around towns. I live in the bush and there still aren't many apart from the occasional snake. But yeah the weather sucks. That's strayya for ya mate

Australia seems like it would be a fun place. If not for the deadly animals and horrible weather - Australia is a fun place, the deadly animals and horrible weather just add to it's charm.

Yeah, that pretty much explains Australias hot weather<<< yep. In primary school in hot days most of the kids got a blood nose. Very common

Yeah, that pretty much explains Australias hot weather<<< yep. In primary school in hot days most of the kids got a blood nose.

I’ve never heard anyone say that. Not even my mum or dad and they’re VERY fucken sarcastic.

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LMAO<<So it's the Australian version of "Does a bear go to the bathroom in the woods? 'I'm not here to fuck spiders' is the answer

When I was little I always used to wonder why all money on tv was green, American money isn't even green it's grey. I have one, it's the most boring note in my foreign currency collection. Use colour<<< same I always wondered why money on TV was always green. The only green I like is the 100 dollar note😂

When I was little I always used to wonder why all money on tv was green, American money isn't even green it's grey. I have one, it's the most boring note in my foreign currency collection. Use colour<<< yeah spice up your ducking lives American honestly

That's what you get for stealing our flag and having people call you "Australian" or that you "live" in Australia<<< harsh mate. True but harsh. I like to call those birds "fat flightless fucks"

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That's what you get for stealing our flag and having people call you "Australian" or that you "live" in Australia<<< harsh mate. I like to call those birds "fat flightless fucks"

This makes me feel better about my life

21 Tumblr Posts That Totally Nail Australia

The only thing I haven't heard of is the bubble o'bills. You're nuts if you haven't had at least tim tams or a cherry ripe!! <<< YEAH although I don't know what a bubble o'bill is and I don't like cherry ripe. HOW DO PEOPLE NOT HAVE THESE THO

The only thing I haven't heard of is the bubble o'bills. You're nuts if you haven't had at least tim tams or a cherry ripe! <<< YEAH although I don't know what a bubble o'bill is and I don't like cherry ripe.

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