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I used to think you took my breath away but then I realized I was suffocating by your bullshit

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.

borderline personality disorder

I hate you and then I love you. its like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the bottom to catch you. You have no idea how true this is

Why, Yes I Have Some of 'Those' People in My Life, Don't You?

hmm true of so many people. So true of all the people who forgot their homework.

I never eat leftovers! Fresh is tbe best.... See i had him at his best ;)

I was just thinking about eating the leftover Chinese I have. Oh you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich want those leftovers too? Yep you can have all of them!

real. . .

57 Reasons Why Guys Are Scared Of Pinterest

real men never stop trying to show a girl how much she means to him. {the same could be said for real women and their men}

If you’re a “people pleaser,” there’s always someone who’s going to take advantage of your willingness to help. There’s nothing wrong with b...

Piss off…

If you’re a “people pleaser,” there’s always someone who’s going to take advantage of your willingness to help. There’s nothing wrong with b...

I'll always miss Liberty.

Missing people suck and as much as you wish it got better.It never does, it never gets easier

Too bad not many men are on here, they might learn a lesson or two.

I don't. If I ask you a question, it's better to tell me the truth because I don't freaking know the answer! If I know, why would I bother! But yea, this applies to women in general. Either way, just answer the freaking question! Hehehe :Pp

Screw the romance.  Pass over the chocolates.

every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. pshh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat: SO TRUE!

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Single Ladies: A Smart Girl would rather choose to be Single than to be Lied To, Cheated On, and Disrespected… So True.

Don't settle for anything less than those who care enough about you & your kids!

remember this.and live by this. Only you know who your heart loves. And believe me, looks are not important in the long run. So true.

Lonely feelings I always ask..

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FROM FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS MOVIE A GOOD MOVIE

One of the best quotes from one of my favorite movies. Too true. Friends with benefits

I love when he does this. Even from far away he can always make me smile

My husband sends me this text every morning when he gets to work. But it doesn't say beautiful. It says good morning hotstuff.

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