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Sex is like math add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs. And prey to god you don't multiply!



He'll learn one day.

The teacher asks Timmy, "Why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' So I'm saving him! Oh my god

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Stay strong!

Stay strong!

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When someone has hurt you, it’s hard to be peaceful. But you do it anyway because you know peace is the only battle worth waging. Peace is beautiful; it is the manifestation of your love, and the best resolution for a brighter future.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. (funny, and sometimes true!

I call Malarky....  I loved how after Joe Biden called Malarky on Trump... The word itself was looked up 1000's of times online.   Benny and I were laughing hysterically.  It's one of our words we use particularly when talking about  Star Wars.

I Call Bull