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Wino Tip 523:  Only check-in at wine bars.  it makes excessive drinking look classy.

Wino Tip Only check-in at wine bars. it makes excessive drinking look classy.

God's OTPs

Mindblown

MelodyJinx Luna: Does this mean that when the news talks about a percentage of an oncoming storm, its just a prediction of a ship war and if it happens some angel from the other fandom decided it was OK to cross THAT line. Thus its a ship war

Bhahahahhagahagagagagagagahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahggagahahahah

If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway. Moreover, Anne Hathaway had a Will(iam Shakespeare). History puns are hys-torical<<< and with the will. she only got a bed when Shakespeare died

I just woke up # socks

MAKE THIS A THING<<<My spanish teacher was buying socks, forgot the English word, and so when he found them, he said eso, si que es! The store helper lady said Why didn't you just spell it?

Always cross your legs when wearing a skirt

The most awesome images on the Internet

True story, in my life, it was Aunt Mamie and it was a butcher knife she kept under her pillow. :-)<<< okay you have a freaking awesome aunt.

Thank goodness for Germany omg<<< In Dutch we have a saying 'dat zal me een worst wezen' and that means 'that will be sausage to me'.

NO. "Das ist mir Wurst" means "this is my sausage." And "I don't care" in German is "Das lasst mich kalt." or "Es ist mir egal." Only a German would get this and laugh at it

The fandom for That One Particular Blade of Grass in My Front Lawn

First of all I happen to be in the princess bride fandom. I am also in The fandom for That One Particular Blade of Grass in My Front Lawn

This...This is freaking great. You go dude!

WHO WAS THIS GUY? The most popular guy in the school. has the KP theme song as his ringtone. He's my hero!

Yes! I watched this in the theater with my best friend and we gasped so hard at the big evil reveal and the little kids around us were just like "Yeah. Whatever."

LOL. Luke, I basically killed your father

Best idea ever!

Do you realize how many people would go watch that movie and buy the merch for it? Do you realize how much money this movie would make? We could pay off America's DEBTS with this movie!

Epic speeches

an essay on my teacher i actually write stuff like this when i'm doing a rough draft omg .

uberHumor.com: Probably the funniest site on the net...

Hahahahaha these all sound like my dad. Except the Japanese man part lol

But muggles can't see Hogwarts remember? ^^^ Shhhhh.. we'll ignore that

One Julie asks if sean has tried using peaches too. Hahaha The parents watching school quidditch matches yes please.

Omg hahaha

This is terrible. But I can't stop laughing.<I can't stop laughing and in supposed to be asleep hopefully I don't get caught hahahahahhaha

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