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This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

It's facebook. Not your diary.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Love..love..love this!

A good man really can do this, too. Well, not really a good man.

Or hit the gym. You could do that too.

For real! I seriously wish I could take some people shopping to buy clothes that fit! It seriously makes you look so much bigger wearing clothes 2 sizes too small!

Soooooo true!! I always listened really carefully to the theme song waiting for directions.

Funny Workplace Ecard: If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Living your 20's instead of becoming a housewife/mother that has a midlife crisis at 40....

Funny Confession Ecard: There's actually a special place in Hell reserved for me and my friends. It's called bitches who know how to have a damn good time.

Why did this make me laugh so much?? lol hahaha #funny #music #quotes

This is my dad's quote! Said it all my life. "Get down with your bad self." And then does the dance with the pointer fingers up.