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Playing dumb. Emotionally unstable. Sleeping with a president. Posing nude. Lets all idolize Marilyn Monroe some more.

Sleeping with a president. Lets all idolize Marilyn Monroe some more.

LOL! So true with house full of kids! #motherhood #parenthood #lifewithkids

Mondays have you down? Watch an episode of hoarders and it will make you feel better about your house.

Grown up thing

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Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Lmao! I'm getting a crown soon so this is appropos.

My dentist really told me this! And actually, when I needed to get a dental crown on my birthday, my husband arranged to have a tiara waiting for me at the dentist office. Too funny!

At least we don't have ugly children!

I'll shake it for you Luke Bryan if you shake it for me first.

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

This is what I will say to my child on a daily basis I am sure

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!


Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

Does anyone actually ever think about this when it comes to #wine? #WineHumor

Does anyone actually ever think about this when it comes to #wine? #WineHumor

Pinterest wedding #ecard #funny These are making me feel better about myself. I'm not the only one who does this... I mean come on I don't even have a #boyfriend

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Florida's finest mugshots

So wrong.but so funny! Florida's Finest Mugshots - Seriously, For Real? ~ yes for real. These people do exist!

Hey you have to have humor once in a while!  Got a kick out of this

i know its naughty but it made me giggle haha, funny yoga namaste

sooo effin true!!! It is really hard working full time and keeping the house clean and your spouse happy!!!

Full-time Working Mommy: Mommy Confession

Raising kids and running a house keep me busy, too. I also have this little gig on the side called a full time job. Mom and working single parent!