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I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

This describes how i feel about my job exactly! I cant wait to be through with school and no longer have to work side by side with a Dr.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. Hate being stuck on the phone with customer service !

LOL so funny and would be more true if I   ran -- besides I have a sister named Daisy who is a bassett   hound

When I go jogging…

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Good advice from Bill Gates for all our kids. Reminder for me to stop coddling my kids and start preparing them for real life.

Sir Roger Bannister - first man to run a mile in under 4 minutes

Sir Roger Bannister - first man to run a mile in under 4 minutes

This usually happens to me with my sister...she doesn't think I'm singing the song wrong. She just wants me to sing the melody, not the alto. :)

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I'll have you know I got 3 hours into my work day an only thought about quitting 47 times.