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gettingahealthybody: “ Let them stare because you know you’ve worked so hard on your body and you know that they are staring because you look hot as f*ck.

Such a simple name, yet my name still gets spelled WRONG!

Oh my goodness. I'd be rich if I had a dollar every time my name was spelled wrong!

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say "Mosquito!!"

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Wine Hormone Guide!

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

#truestory

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Miss Third Grade: First Year Teacher Advice

If your Plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! (lol this is pretty true and funny)

Perfect voicemail greeting

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

FRIDAY THOUGHT

Inspiring image black and white, inspirational, quote, true - Resolution - Find the image to your taste

I think that's a good idea

Great advice:) Even when all else doesn't fail, take a nap! I love naps!

via Purple Clover

So true. I hate running. Unless someone is chasing me with said scissors.

Get it right Santa.... OR I'm leaving you carrots and water!!!! Kisses!!

Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

Kamer opruimen

Wisdom for my children. Maybe it should be: You never know what you don't have until you clean your room. Then my girl might clean it to see what she think to purchase.

soul

Pablo Picasso Quote: inspiration at its finest 'Art washes from the soul the dust of everyday life' .

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