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And a crazy one at that! How dare I speak the truth? Why would I ever go public with the bold truth? She must be having a bad day. I am having a bad day, but I am still standing.

Yes you do.

"You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics." This basically describes my family.

"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination." Don't let anyone tell you (and your sexy imagination) otherwise.

You can always call. @Kassi Dallavis Dallavis Peterson @Madi Smoot Smoot Neuman @Peyton Vincent Vincent Benson

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll laugh at you. This is for my best friend Sam.

Yes. I HATE when people "diagnose" themselves when they have no clue what they're talking about.

YES I have a huge pet peeve of people claiming that they have undiagnosed ADHD, Bipolar Disorder, OCD, and Insomnia. especially OCD.

It’s not the first time.  A few people I know.

I don’t know why clean humor quotes, I think the dirty humor is the better it is, but on contrary due to peoples demand here are some hilarious and funniest clean humor quotes, enjoy em

Don't screw with people who have nothing to lose...

I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood and i have no problem with going out the same way.well ok

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