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1947 edition MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET Antique Book 1ST PRINTING xmas SANTA CLAUS ♥

1947 edition MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET Antique Book 1ST PRINTING xmas SANTA CLAUS ♥

It's so funny how exercise helps you live longer because whenever I exercise, it makes me feel like I am dying!

I'm gonna lose weight.  I'm gonna exercise everyday.  I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it... Is that cake?  ---I'll take that big piece right there.  Yeah, that one!---  :D

I' m gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I' gonna go on a diet and stick to it .Is that a cake?

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Obsessively Update Us On Their Workouts. #WeDontGiveA  #FUCK

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Go Too Hard at the Gym

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Tell us about your workout, Lauren

good to know...@Samantha Watson

"The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse." Hey, it keeps people from looking at your hair.

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This is me every single morning. I turn into a teenager trying to come up with good excuses not to get out of bed. (There are days where I totally agree with the caption this lady left!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

This explains it all...

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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