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That's exactly how much you don't mean to me

No, I don't like or dislike you.>>Gotta remember this one! Lmao so perfect for some ppl in my life

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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

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this made me laugh bc kenneth and rj was just joking about hiring a stripper for sunday.i said no bc grandma might have a hear attack lol

No idea why I'm posting this under "Humor." Must be because I don't have a topic for "Sad Truths We All Have to Face."

During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

I'd like to apply for the job that lists this as a qualification, please. #humor #ButSoNotKidding

If only sarcasm had been my major.I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude

Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too. | Workplace Ecard

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too. Exactly how I feel at work lately!

Thanks www.abbyhasissues.com for the pic!

Why I broke up with Food Babe

39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love. Hell hath no fury when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry

Without a paddle

This makes me laugh. My mom always said, "We're gonna be up shit creek without a paddle." Well, I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle, and I'm here to tell you that I survived!

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