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NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.

gotta love technology ... new ways to insult people

I'm sorry I keep calling and hanging up. I just got this new phone and it is voice activated, so every time I holler dumbass it dials you.

And a lot of Deja Poo that comes along with it :) (Ursula)

Deja VU , Deja Voo, Deja Moo, The feeling that you've heard this Bull before, Funny

My neighbor knocked on my door at am this morning, can you believe that am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

It astonishes me that the "judges" don't seem to correlate the fact that the kids they are teaching that barely manage to scrape by can suddenly turn out mechanized science experiments. And mom and dad are standing to the side coaching them through the interview process. DUH....

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to show how talented they are.bahahaha SO true

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Especially if he did a Magic Mike scene for me....specifically his last dance scene where he was wearing that vest. Yum! haha

I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D lilmisstude I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D