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Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips instead. For example, a box of raisins.

Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips. For example: A box of raisins.

Grin through the tears when you remember that it’s all temporary and those sleepless nights will disappear as soon as your child’s babyhood does. Discover the Best of Sleepless Nights memes on the blog!  http://site.pishposhbaby.com/blog/2014/12/16/best-babys-sleepless-nights/

Too true! I think every married mom has heard the words, "I didn't know the baby woke up last night.

Sometimes I feel like this

Funny Italian ~ Today I will be as useless as the g in lasagna

And a "nice" t-shirt...

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

Death to all creepy crawlers in the house! Haha, so true...

I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone, and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!" (Man, I hate spiders.


'And do you solemnly swear to protect me from spiders as long as we both shall live?' This should have been my wedding vows!

Amen.    Mom, great work getting us there every Sunday.  I totally underestimated how hard it can be some Sundays!    @Dana Tabb Martin Goss

"Easy like Sunday morning." ((Isn't this the truth. Getting 3 kids ready for church. after getting up late! And needing to get gas before church.

Hasn't really happened yet but I'm sure a day will come when I feel like this. Half way and it's been so easy, so blessed!

The saying shouldn& be & slept like a baby.& Let& change it to & slept like a husband.

Yep, This is how I feel about running most of the time... Lol.

This is my life Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger-Anne Bihlmaier

So me!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

hah.. or "But I'm mad at you, therefore I shall not laugh." :)

That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therfore I shall not laugh. All the time.