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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.


Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

At least we don't have ugly children!

I'll shake it for you Luke Bryan if you shake it for me first.


Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say. I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

;o) This is for my boss !!! If you work with me then you will know what I mean !!!

Every time my ex would say but she screenshot your picture and sent it to me saying you were out and about. The fuck is wrong with your mental ass Bitch ? Lmao he would send me the whole thirsty ass convo of this whore and her sob story 🤣😂

Pretty much! Let me get done with school already so I can have my comfy corner office where I don't deal with jackoffs allllll damn daaaaay!!

Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

Try 35 years.. yes, it was a hot bod then. Even after a couple of babies, 3o years ago would not be a bad deal! But oh, now! With no metabolism to speak of... whmphm.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

for realz!

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know what I've been through! Seriously though, I think I'm the only one who can put together the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio.


Free and Funny News Ecard: It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.