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The Pity Train! lol! "Suck it up cupcake!" :)

The Pity Train! "Suck it up cupcake!" --- SO MANY people need to read and heed this!

Let me wipe that bullshit from your mouth

Let me wipe that bullshit from your mouth. How many times I thought of that!

It takes 29 muscles to frown, but only 5 to reach back and smack someone...

Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair Made of steel Twice From Hulk!

Only all the time

Teenager Post - That annoying moment when you get fed up of waiting for a page to load, so you close it and in the split second that you do, you can see the page has fully loaded, but it's too late. ~ Happens all the time!

This method could be used to solve any number or social problems. Getting mugged? bazinga

How To Avoid Awkward Silence…

How To Avoid Awkward Silences. Keep a pocket of confetti, throw it in the air, and while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away. i will do the first part but i will not punch them in the face

Best Practices, LLC is a research consulting firm, leading in the field of business benchmarking services, we focus mainly on pharmaceutical, medical device health care industries  http://www.best-in-class.com/bestp/domrep.nsf/pages/C06D56AC32A62EDB852577AC00385C90!OpenDocument  HAHAHHA @Katrina Demaree @Sarah Blakely

When I get old, I’m not going to sit around knitting. I’m going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

Finally.......now I don't have to pretend to disguise my glass.........ha.

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Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice.

Violators will be towed and find $50.

Violators will be towed and find $50.

Dear Public Sign Creator, Do you remember when you got an F- in English back in middle school?looks like you owe me 50 bucks now. Sincerely Yours ~ 50 Bucks Richer - spelling matters

Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

bahahahaha @reedmylipstick i dont know why i think this is so funny but it reminded me of something corny you would say!! lol

My nickname is Gillette bc I'm the best a man can get, also I will cut you.

"That's why I don't even bother listening to others negative thoughts/opinions. They're just worthless!"

So true! A pintrest minute equals 15 real life minutes!

I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.

ecards: I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.

There's a fine line between a fitted dress and a sausage casing. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: There's a fine line between a fitted dress and a sausage casing.

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