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Free, Confession Ecard: "I just watched my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: Dogs are easily entertained".Then I realized, "I was just watching my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.

I am actually nice to a fault- so if you are being attacked by me, ask yourself who in my family you insulted or tried to hurt - because then I'm relentless and will destroy you.

I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with those I love I will open up a world of crazy that wili make your scariest nightmares seem like lollipops and ice cream.

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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me: god shaving legs is such a bitch! i hate it -__- adam: i never said you had to shave your legs! :P me:but you like smooth legs dont you?

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

Love it when kids say EWWWWW, I pushed you out of my vagina covered inm y inside YOU are EWWWWW

The Joke’s on Mom

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

Dog eat dog day

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Learn a lesson from your dog - No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

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