The government has finally formed an appropriate department. I wonder if it will be official clearing house for all other governmental departments or if the unofficial jerking authority will continue in that capacity.
How To Avoid Awkward Silences. Keep a pocket of confetti, throw it in the air, and while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away. i will do the first part but i will not punch them in the face
Betty White is hilarious. Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. They should say grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! I always wonder what Allen Ludden would think of her now!
Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!